For those out there who are blatantly ignoring my submission guidelines and sending me countless queries, let me make one thing very, very clear.
I. Don't. Represent. Picture books.
I have one client, the lovely Alethea Kontis, who previously published a picture book, ALPHAOOPS: THE DAY Z WENT FIRST, before I represented her. She is the only one who I will shop picture books for because she has a known record in that market. I know literally nothing about the picture book market, and wouldn't know a good one if it bit me in the ass. This is why I don't represent them. Are we all on the same page now?