(This is early morning for me; I've just woken up.)
Husband: "There are no stoats in Ireland, but there are weasels."
Husband: "There are also now grass snakes that have been reintroduced."
Me: "Where are you reading this?"
Husband: "BBC News."
Me: "My brain is complaining that it's too early to process this."
PS. Now I have to do word verification to post on my own blog??? What have you done, Blogger?