This is an open letter to inform you that I am not pleased that you have failed in your negotiations with Scripps Networks. I no longer have HGTV or Food Network through my cable system, as of midnight on January 1, 2010. I would like to remind you that I pay you more than $140 a month, with internet and phone included. You may think this is a paltry thing, to lose two channels.
But lest you forget....
The super, two hour Iron Chef America with MICHELLE OBAMA AS THE SURPRISE GUEST JUDGE is set to air on January 3, 2010 at 8pm EST.
If you do not restore my Food Network by then, please be prepared to face dire consequences.